Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i dont even know how to be here
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just want to make out with him forever
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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