Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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