Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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