WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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