I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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