Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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