She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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