Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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