do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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