Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
