4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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