is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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