I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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