thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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