The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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