Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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