Where did you get a picture of my penis
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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