He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We’re leaving where are you
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