what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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