I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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