Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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