There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
