She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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