Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Randomize
