No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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