Its about making memories worth repressing
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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