People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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