Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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