is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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