I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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