last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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