Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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