Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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