Will you blow on my dice?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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