apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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