69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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