i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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