It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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