Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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