Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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