Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
