I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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