dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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