: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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