I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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