Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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