Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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