my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
the liver wants what the liver wants
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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