I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize
