They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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