Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
