Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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