how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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