seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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