you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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