Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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