i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
