Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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