this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You made out with two different species that night
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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